So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
