Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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