I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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