i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
