That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
one two three fourrrrnication!
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
