You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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