i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
God I need to hump something, right now.
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