Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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