You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
True strength comes from lack of pants
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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