i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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