youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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