you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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