so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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