is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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