I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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