I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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