pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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