is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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