you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Boobs speak an international language.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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