before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
