Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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