Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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