You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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