...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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