did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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