Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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