Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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