take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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