Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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