Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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