So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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