Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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