Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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