Taylor Swift is so right about you.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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