I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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