I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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