it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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