yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Bring me that man meat
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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