Need sex. Gaining weight.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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