in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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