He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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