maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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