You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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