i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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