Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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