sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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