1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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