nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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