Porn is love you can see.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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