youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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